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这大概是老牛吃嫩草的最高境界了

<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; visibility: visible; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);text-align: justify;outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'>01</span></strong><br></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《邪不胜正》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>武侠小说里最常见到的一句话是:自古邪不能胜正。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>随着年岁的增长,越来越觉得这句话说得对。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>因为邪一旦胜了正,他就不是邪了,对方才是邪,他是正。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'>02</span></strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><span style='outline: 0px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《</strong></span><strong><span style='letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: start;'>这大概是老牛吃嫩草的最高境界了</span></strong><strong style='letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);outline: 0px;'>》</strong></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>北宋词人张先,80岁时娶了18岁的小妾,苏轼和众朋友去拜访。问老先生得此美眷,有何感想?张先随口念道:我年八十卿十八,卿是红颜我白发,与卿颠倒本同庚,只隔中间一花甲。风趣幽默的苏东坡当即和一首:十八新娘八十郎,苍苍白发对红妆,鸳鸯被里成双夜,一树梨花压海棠。</span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><br></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'>03</span></strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《如有疑问,请联系作者》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></strong></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>问:贪官、昏官、庸官还在台上时就想骂他,又怕担风险该怎么办?<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>答:庙堂之上,朽木为官,殿陛之间,禽兽食禄;狼心狗行之辈,滚滚当道,奴颜婢膝之徒,纷纷秉政。以上文字纯属《三国演义》第九十三回内容,不代表本人观点,如有疑问,请联系作者!<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'>04</span></strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《这个世界还会好吗》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>问:这个世界还会好吗?<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>答:感觉越来越好了。男的都挺懂事,一有钱就想多照顾几个女生。女的也很懂事,知道男生没钱就不和他在一起,免得他辛苦。你看看,世界其实充满爱。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'>05</span></strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《新闻》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>以前不看新闻,会和社会脱节;<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>现在看了新闻,会和事实脱节。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>06</strong></span><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《懂得真多》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>一个富婆同学,在深圳有5套房,存款好几千万,身家过亿。有次她来北京办事,顺便来看我,让我给她讲讲投资什么好。我从“贸易战到疫情,从新能源到大消费,从元宇宙到VR,从预制菜到数字经济……”把各个赛道都讲了一遍。富婆同学说:“虽然你们穷人没什么钱吧,但是懂的真特么多。”<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>07</strong></span><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《历史上的今天》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>不要以为你所经历的每一天,都是新的一天。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>也有可能是:历史上的今天<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>08</strong></span><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《委婉提醒》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>问:怎么委婉的提醒领导你送的茶叶很贵?</span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>答:这够你判个10年了。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>09</strong></span><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《人生的波澜起伏》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>问:能否用一句话让人感受到人生的波澜起伏?<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>答:你这病很严重,<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>       但是还能治,<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>       不过需要很多钱。<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 32px;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>10</strong></span><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'>《成全》</strong><br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin-left: 8px; margin-right: 8px; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;'>问:“老天,我只想有份收入稳定的工作,有个貌美如花的老婆,有个为我出生入死的兄弟,能成全我吗?”<br style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'>答:“大郎!该吃药了”</span></p><p style='display: none;'><mp-style-type data-value="3"></mp-style-type></p><br>转载声明:本文转载自「万象」公众号,搜索「wanxiang365」即可关注,[<a target="_blank" href="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s/EJb67I6bnNSXGL5I1H9wsQ">阅读原文</a>]。</div><p></p>
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